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Me: "Okay, the coin has dropped 40%. It’s at the bottom. This is the 'generational wealth' entry point. Time to go all in."
The Market: (Stays flat for 3 seconds)
Me: "I am a genius. I am the wolf of Wall Street. I’ve already picked out the color of my Ferrari."
Bogdanoff: "He bought?"
Assistant: "Yes, sir. He went all in with his rent money."
Bogdanoff: "DUMP IT."
The Market: (Drops another 60% immediately)
Me: "It’s okay. This is just a 'healthy correction.' I’ll just check my balance in a year."
Notification: “You have been liquidated.”
Me: (Opening LinkedIn): "I am thrilled to announce I am starting a new position as a Senior Fry Specialist at McDonald’s."
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